Even if the shoe fits, eventually all soles wear out....

It's always a burn bright and fade in a flash deal with me, and I fucking hate it. I don't need someone or something to come at me at 150 mph only to screech on the brakes the moment I jump on board. I AM TIRED OF JUMPING ON BOARD! If you are looking for someone to take a cruise in the country with, I will be happy to oblige you. But if not, fuck off and leave me on the side of the road to walk! I will get there eventually if you speed demons just leave me the fuck alone.

End rant.